Dear “It’s all your fault and never my fault” People,
I would like to start off by saying Thank You. Thank you for making sure that I knew that the reason you have a horrible life and can’t do the responsible thing is my fault. I didn’t realize that you losing your job because you can’t get your act together is my fault. I want to apologize for the inconvenient issues I have caused you.
Please feel free to call me at 1-800-not my problem or email me at email@example.com .
I will be more than happy to listen to you so sweetly tell me how awful I am for doing my job.
My Sincere Apologies,
La “Give me Break” La